What do you write in a friends wedding card funny?

Answered by Phillip Nicastro

Dear [Friend’s Name],

Congratulations on your special day! I hope you know that I went to great lengths to be here, even canceling important appointments and a meeting. But hey, who could resist the allure of free food and booze, right? I’m so glad I made it because I wouldn’t want to miss the chance to celebrate with you and [Partner’s Name].

Now, let me impart some future wisdom to the groom. They say the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it completely. Trust me, it’s a proven technique! Just kidding, of course. But hey, if you ever find yourself in that predicament, just remember that I’m always here to remind you.

As you embark on this beautiful journey of marriage, remember to always keep the laughter alive. Laughter truly is the best medicine, especially when dealing with the ups and downs of married life. And speaking of laughter, I have a feeling you and [Partner’s Name] are going to create some hilarious memories together. From embarrassing moments to silly inside jokes, cherish every moment that brings a smile to your faces.

Remember, marriage is not just about love and commitment, but also about teamwork. So, make sure to always be each other’s biggest cheerleaders. Whether it’s conquering a challenge or chasing your wildest dreams, know that you have each other’s unwavering support.

And finally, never forget to find time for fun and adventure. Life can get busy and overwhelming, but it’s important to keep the spark alive. So, go on those spontaneous road trips, try new things, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Just make sure to take lots of pictures, so I can live vicariously through your adventures.

Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and countless unforgettable moments. May your marriage be filled with joy, happiness, and a healthy dose of humor.

Cheers to the newlyweds!

With love and laughter,
[Your Name]